mini palin thinks other mini palin’s hair tastes good!

4 09 2008

last night at the republican national convention gov. sarah palin made what some call “the most important speech of her life.” palin patronized women everywhere by asking what the difference between and hockey mom and a pitt bull was. apparently it’s lipstick! sources say the original joke was suppose to refer to PMS rather than hockey moms. good job mrs. palin! can you still claim there is sexism in the media?

the crowd roared in agreement when palin took yet ANOTHER stab at obama’s qualifications by claiming that “a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer,” except that you have actual responsibilities.” she then went on to say she plans to challenge the status quo, and bragged how she fought the “good ol’ boys” in alaska, and how great her family is, and blah blah blah.

so what was the most exciting part of the night (aside from counting how many times rudy giuliani would reference 9/11 in his speech)? WHEN LITTLE PIPER PALIN LICKED HER HAND TO FIX BABY TRIG’S HAIR!

yeah, we think it’s gross too.





sarah palin is a moose killer!

29 08 2008

who cares that she is the youngest person to be elected as governor of alaska. who cares if she was the first woman. who cares that she is a mother of 5 with a son scheduled to deploy to iraq on 9/11 and another with down syndrome. we don’t care! she is a moose killer. that is enough reason not to like her.

(oh, and not to mention the she has absolutely no foreign policy experience, she is a republican, she supports off shore drilling–duh her hubby is in the oil industry, and she trying to scoop up left over hilary fans. those are also reasons not to like her.)





kaine for VEEEEEEEEP?

29 07 2008

WHO WILL IT BEEE????? well, anyway, VA governor tim kaine told close associates that he had a “very serious” conversation with senator obama about joining the democratic ticket in the fall.

but we can’t forget the other VP hopefuls like…… Sen. Evan Bayh (Ind.), Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. (Del.), Eric Holder, Caroline Kennedy, Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, Sen. Christopher J. Dodd (Conn.) and former senator Sam Nunn (Ga.). Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel (Neb.) and Democratic Sen. Jack Reed (R.I.)

Let’s not FORGET Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.)! It’s a long shot honey.