a 5-yrear old texas boy escaped coloring time at his daycare to get his daily fix of chicken wings, boobs, and orange shorts. the little tike managed to slip out the back of “imagination station” daycare. he took a stroll around the hood, stopping a gas station for some smokes and a coke, then continued on his way to his favorite place in the world: 
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the boy patiently waited for police to pick him up. he was busy being entertained by girls with hula hoops and beer. when he was finally reunited with his parents, his dad scolded him for not getting any phone numbers.
