mini palin thinks other mini palin’s hair tastes good!

4 09 2008

last night at the republican national convention gov. sarah palin made what some call “the most important speech of her life.” palin patronized women everywhere by asking what the difference between and hockey mom and a pitt bull was. apparently it’s lipstick! sources say the original joke was suppose to refer to PMS rather than hockey moms. good job mrs. palin! can you still claim there is sexism in the media?

the crowd roared in agreement when palin took yet ANOTHER stab at obama’s qualifications by claiming that “a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer,” except that you have actual responsibilities.” she then went on to say she plans to challenge the status quo, and bragged how she fought the “good ol’ boys” in alaska, and how great her family is, and blah blah blah.

so what was the most exciting part of the night (aside from counting how many times rudy giuliani would reference 9/11 in his speech)? WHEN LITTLE PIPER PALIN LICKED HER HAND TO FIX BABY TRIG’S HAIR!

yeah, we think it’s gross too.





please sir, put me down.

30 07 2008
trove

a house panel voted wednesday to cite former top white house aid, karl rove for contempt of congress. wah-hahahaaaaa. MISTA rove apparently broke the law when he failed to appear at a june 10th hearing on allegations of white house influence on the DOJ. MISTA rove is also been given credit for encouraging prosecutions against Democrats such as former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman! MISTA rove, we are disappointed in you sir! speaker nancy pelosi says the decision is only a recommendation and a final vote will take place in september.

ROVE CLAIMS HE DIDN’T HAVE NOTHIN’ TO DO WITH THE DOJ SHENANIGANS!