mini palin thinks other mini palin’s hair tastes good!

4 09 2008

last night at the republican national convention gov. sarah palin made what some call “the most important speech of her life.” palin patronized women everywhere by asking what the difference between and hockey mom and a pitt bull was. apparently it’s lipstick! sources say the original joke was suppose to refer to PMS rather than hockey moms. good job mrs. palin! can you still claim there is sexism in the media?

the crowd roared in agreement when palin took yet ANOTHER stab at obama’s qualifications by claiming that “a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer,” except that you have actual responsibilities.” she then went on to say she plans to challenge the status quo, and bragged how she fought the “good ol’ boys” in alaska, and how great her family is, and blah blah blah.

so what was the most exciting part of the night (aside from counting how many times rudy giuliani would reference 9/11 in his speech)? WHEN LITTLE PIPER PALIN LICKED HER HAND TO FIX BABY TRIG’S HAIR!

yeah, we think it’s gross too.





nyt better not be wrong

17 07 2008

this is the worst inflation the all mighty powerful NO! we do not have trillions of dollars in debt united states of america has seen in 17 years. gas prices are average over $4 a gallon. which makes people realize they can walk for free. milk prices are off the chart. no, wait, is that because the chinese decided to start drinking milk? who knows what will happen next! i may no longer be able to afford my incredibly ugly yet oh so fashionable manolo blahniks! i will be forced to buy shoes from payless shoe stores! the world really is ending.

but there are claims that US inflation appears to be retreating!

yay for us!

we’ll just wait and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.





are you in or out? auf wedersen!

16 07 2008
hmmm heidi

hmmm heidi

make it work? tonight is the premier of project runway season 5. heidi “the body” klum, and a parade of fairies show us common folk what high fashion is all about. who will be “auffed” this season? we really don’t care, as long as the winner isn’t a tiny chihuahua like last season’s winner, christian. bark bark!