notorious hollywood-schmollywood couple heidi montag and spencer pratt will travel to iraq this christmas to “perform” for the troops. perform what? a pole dance maybe? “the hills” stars do have personal connections to the war. montag’s stepbrother did tours in iraq and afghanistan, but then later died in a steamboat accident? steamboats are better than bullets and suicide bombs i suppose. 
meghan mccain is the master mind behind this trip and told montage she would give up her “left tit” to see them go to iraq. wait she would become asymmetrical just so she can send “friends” on trip where they might die? “people” magazine readers are super excited about their visit. here’s what some have to say:
Maybe all the soldiers can use Heidi’s giant chin as a weapon.
My wildest dreams include Spencer Pratt, tarred and feathered and forced to shop at Wal-Mart, where Heidi is a checkout girl/ Does the game include that?
Um, someone better explain to these two that Iraq isn’t the new Hollywood hotspot–I could see how they could be confused, what with everyone talking about Iraq, they probably thought it was some nightclub.
In any event, it’s nice of them to offer themselves up for target practice.
