why didn’t you just cut off her arm?

17 07 2008

a florida woman is a hero for saving her daughter from the family pool’s drain of disaster. pint-size pip squeak, rose, age 4, who can speak engligh, spanish, and yi dianr putonghua, was taking a dip when she ALMOST DIED! rose’s dumb mom let her swim without her water wings so she started “drifting, she was drifting off, she was starting to close her eyes”. not fooled by the possibility that rose was just taking a nap, momma jump in to save her little frijole! poor rose’s arm was stuck in the pool drain, but momma keep pulling and pulling but her arm would just not come off! by the grace of god rose made it out and is happily recovering in the hospital. happy ending? well, she’s not dead. so i say yes!

for those of you who are more linguistically challenged than i:

yi dianr putonghau: a little mandarin

frijole: bean





grab your paper cup.

16 07 2008

free event. take the kids. take your tubes and paper shields.

who: cardboard tube fighting league

what: “washington war dance”

where: washington, DC. national mall between smithsonian “castle” & nat’l museum of history

when: saturday, july 26th 2008, 3:00 pm

why: it’s tube-tac-u-lar!

remember to wear sunblock and stay hydrated kids! forget that! better come plastered. SOMEONE had to drink the 30 rack so you could use the box.