oh crap. country poor. again.

the casa blanca has projected a record $490 billion deficit for the 2009 budget year. shit. screwed again. i guess we should send back our economic stimulus checks? it’s amazing how baby bush was able to turn a $128 B SURPLUS into a $490 B deficit in less than eight years. amazing. just amazing. that’s a lot of shoes for those of you who care about things like that.

condi hits the mall. perhaps to buy a new hat?

condi can’t wait for baby bush’s term to end for one reason. maybe to stop the reign of terror and destruction? no, she wants to go shopping. dammit, we were wrong! she is a woman and not a robot. condi made a pit stop in australia this week to speak with some mini aussies. she is scheduled to head to new zealand….maybe to buy, uh, some sheep? protest have already been planned by some angry kiwis. students at a local university have offered an award of NZ$5,000 ($3,700 US) to anyone who will put her under an citizen’s arrest. APPARENTLY you can make citizen’s arrest for “overseeing the illegal invasion ans occupation” of iraq. aren’t handcuffs better than someone gluing themselves to you like they did to gordon brown? uh, yeah. if they mess up your power suit, just go buy another. don’t worry you’ll have plenty of time to shop once your boss is booted.

presidency down the drain? oh snap!

some presidents have buildings named after them. the important ones have monuments. what will our dear friend little george get? how about a sewage treatment plant? that seems rather fitting. it’s official! the fine citizens of san francisco will have the chance to make dreams a reality on the november ballot. they say the plant will help serve as a commemorative symbol of wB’s presidency. so basically the last eight years were just a load of shit? the GOP boys seem to be offended by this kind gesture. they will try to “flush” the proposal! hahaha, that’s so funny. ok, cnn wrote that line. poooooooo.