minnesota wildlife officials suck. after six days of UNsuccessful attempts to remove a plastic water jug from a wild black bear’s head, they decided to SHOOT it. they claim they killed the bear to protect the public. he had a water jug on his head! how could he hurt anyone?
during this whole ordeal, the bear was not able to eat or drink, because duh! he had a jug on his head. he must have been really scared. but they just HAD to kill him. they didn’t want him “knocking over a kid”.
we hope you are in bear heaven now. THIS IS JUST A REMINDER WHY WE SHOULD RECYCLE AND NOT THROW OUT 2 1/2 GALLON PLASTIC WATER JUGS INTO THE WOODS!
“scratch cat” and “kemet” are back on the booze. just when you thought your friendly rosslyn neighborhood kitties were changing their lives, and taking a turn for the better. feline owner KP says “well, i guess two alcoholic cats are better than four. anyway, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. scratch cat is drinking MY beer.” let’s just hope the worst has come. we don’t want to see some coke head cat roaming around the neighboring begging for cat nip. better yet, we don’t want them attempting to eat the gingerbread 
