mini palin thinks other mini palin’s hair tastes good!

last night at the republican national convention gov. sarah palin made what some call “the most important speech of her life.” palin patronized women everywhere by asking what the difference between and hockey mom and a pitt bull was. apparently it’s lipstick! sources say the original joke was suppose to refer to PMS rather than hockey moms. good job mrs. palin! can you still claim there is sexism in the media?

the crowd roared in agreement when palin took yet ANOTHER stab at obama’s qualifications by claiming that “a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer,” except that you have actual responsibilities.” she then went on to say she plans to challenge the status quo, and bragged how she fought the “good ol’ boys” in alaska, and how great her family is, and blah blah blah.

so what was the most exciting part of the night (aside from counting how many times rudy giuliani would reference 9/11 in his speech)? WHEN LITTLE PIPER PALIN LICKED HER HAND TO FIX BABY TRIG’S HAIR!

yeah, we think it’s gross too.

kaine for VEEEEEEEEP?

WHO WILL IT BEEE????? well, anyway, VA governor tim kaine told close associates that he had a “very serious” conversation with senator obama about joining the democratic ticket in the fall.

but we can’t forget the other VP hopefuls like…… Sen. Evan Bayh (Ind.), Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. (Del.), Eric Holder, Caroline Kennedy, Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, Sen. Christopher J. Dodd (Conn.) and former senator Sam Nunn (Ga.). Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel (Neb.) and Democratic Sen. Jack Reed (R.I.)

Let’s not FORGET Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.)! It’s a long shot honey.

oops. my bad, i approved the design while in the bathroom at the airport.

uh dude. that’s larry craig.

barry makes questionable hand gestures in deutschland

uhhhhhhhhhh. i mean i know he is just waving to the crowd. but uh, dude you’re in germany. it’s probably best to keep it to the “miss america” wave. how to: arm at 90 degree angle, alternate rotation of thumb and elbow. simple yet elegant!

MERYL: MAKE SURE YOU TEACH HIM THIS!

barry leaves for world tour. fans cheer.

on thursday barry stepped down in kuwait, which is the first stop of his summer “world tour”. today he will arrive in afghanistan and wants to see “what the situation on the ground is”. well, strap a vest on him, fill his canteen with lemonade and send him on out! i mean, that’s what he would do if he REALLY wanted to know what was happening. instead he intends to just ask a lot of silly questions. he totally just could have done that over the phone. these congressional “fact finding missions” just seem like an all expenses paid vacation. upgrade to presidential suite included. but barry stresses that i think it is very important to recognize that i’m going over there as a U.S. senator. we have one president at a time….” so maybe he won’t get that upgrade. i’m sure the views of kabul from the tattered balcony are stunning at night. he would have had an awesome view of the fireworks. critics (mccain-y) think barry is full of a lot of bull and that he has no idea on how to make friends overseas. but hey, barry has to up his foreign policy cool points some how. next stops for barry include iraq (if they can promise he won’t get blown up), jordan, israel, germany, france, and the UK. watch out. we don’t want anyone to die of dysentery.

kanye and barry are gonna’ get down with it!

this august, will denver turn into a political powerhouse packed place? or a start-studded soirée? looks like hollywood is taking over the rocky state. kayne west and wycelf jean are scheduled performers at this years convention. it’s also rumored that celebrities such as ben affleck, scarlette johansson, warren beatty and wife annette bening, forrest whitaker, maggie gyllenhall, and ed norton jr. are planning to swing by and say hi. now let’s not forget the AWESOME corporate sponsors that will be providing the fun: united airlines, google, coors brewing company, anheuser-busch, xcel energy and telecom giants motorola. you will definitely definitely definitely not miss AT&T since they plan to have denver plastered, i mean, be plastered all over denver. with all this excitement i sure hilary, robert, bill, howard, john, al, barbara, nancy, henry, and steny will all be overlooked. what happens when you mix hollywood with politics? holp-li-tics? rock on!