mini palin thinks other mini palin’s hair tastes good!

last night at the republican national convention gov. sarah palin made what some call “the most important speech of her life.” palin patronized women everywhere by asking what the difference between and hockey mom and a pitt bull was. apparently it’s lipstick! sources say the original joke was suppose to refer to PMS rather than hockey moms. good job mrs. palin! can you still claim there is sexism in the media?

the crowd roared in agreement when palin took yet ANOTHER stab at obama’s qualifications by claiming that “a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer,” except that you have actual responsibilities.” she then went on to say she plans to challenge the status quo, and bragged how she fought the “good ol’ boys” in alaska, and how great her family is, and blah blah blah.

so what was the most exciting part of the night (aside from counting how many times rudy giuliani would reference 9/11 in his speech)? WHEN LITTLE PIPER PALIN LICKED HER HAND TO FIX BABY TRIG’S HAIR!

yeah, we think it’s gross too.

holy hooligans batman! it’s the joker!

michigan police have arrested a man who tried to steal posters and other batman junk movie from a cinema lobby while dressed up as the joker. 20-year-old spencer taylor has been booked for investigation of larceny and malicious destruction of property. officers arrived to find employees restraining a man wearing a purple suit, a green wig and face paint in the style of batman’s nemesis in “The Dark Knight.”

SWEET.

speidi storms the green zone

notorious hollywood-schmollywood couple heidi montag and spencer pratt will travel to iraq this christmas to “perform” for the troops. perform what? a pole dance maybe? “the hills” stars do have personal connections to the war. montag’s stepbrother did tours in iraq and afghanistan, but then later died in a steamboat accident? steamboats are better than bullets and suicide bombs i suppose. meghan mccain is the master mind behind this trip and told montage she would give up her “left tit” to see them go to iraq. wait she would become asymmetrical just so she can send “friends” on trip where they might die? “people” magazine readers are super excited about their visit. here’s what some have to say:

Maybe all the soldiers can use Heidi’s giant chin as a weapon.

My wildest dreams include Spencer Pratt, tarred and feathered and forced to shop at Wal-Mart, where Heidi is a checkout girl/ Does the game include that?

Um, someone better explain to these two that Iraq isn’t the new Hollywood hotspot–I could see how they could be confused, what with everyone talking about Iraq, they probably thought it was some nightclub.

In any event, it’s nice of them to offer themselves up for target practice.

doogie does it again. act I

we were all horrified we saw sweet little dr. dooger howser in “harold and kumar’s white castle adventure”, but neil patrick harris; role as dr. horrible in “dr. horrible’s sing-along-blog” [act I,II & III] is as horrible as [dr.] horrible can be.

are you in or out? auf wedersen!

hmmm heidi

make it work? tonight is the premier of project runway season 5. heidi “the body” klum, and a parade of fairies show us common folk what high fashion is all about. who will be “auffed” this season? we really don’t care, as long as the winner isn’t a tiny chihuahua like last season’s winner, christian. bark bark!