oprah: her va-jay-jay must be huge!

last tuesday, a british canandian woman gave birth to her 18th child. livia and alexandru ionce immigrated from romania in 1990 and their 17 OTHER children range in age from 20 months to 23 years. husband alexandru says “we never planned how many children to have. we just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that’s the reason we did not stop the life.” um, did alexandru ever think of his wife’s britney? i mean, 1, 2, MAYBE 3 kids and a woman can bounce back. but 18! owwwwwwwwwww.

at least there are a lot of hand me downs?

“urban” seagulls run amuck.

UK- “goose”, the falcon, is on the run and in hiding from the urban seagull gang that attacked him late saturday night. the suburban gangs have slowly been making their way into cities. watch out, before you know it, initiation kills will start taking place. falcons, squirrels, voles, hamsters, and earth worms will line the streets with carnage.

grab your paper cup.

free event. take the kids. take your tubes and paper shields.

who: cardboard tube fighting league

what: “washington war dance”

where: washington, DC. national mall between smithsonian “castle” & nat’l museum of history

when: saturday, july 26th 2008, 3:00 pm

why: it’s tube-tac-u-lar!

remember to wear sunblock and stay hydrated kids! forget that! better come plastered. SOMEONE had to drink the 30 rack so you could use the box.