mini palin thinks other mini palin’s hair tastes good!

4 09 2008

last night at the republican national convention gov. sarah palin made what some call “the most important speech of her life.” palin patronized women everywhere by asking what the difference between and hockey mom and a pitt bull was. apparently it’s lipstick! sources say the original joke was suppose to refer to PMS rather than hockey moms. good job mrs. palin! can you still claim there is sexism in the media?

the crowd roared in agreement when palin took yet ANOTHER stab at obama’s qualifications by claiming that “a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer,” except that you have actual responsibilities.” she then went on to say she plans to challenge the status quo, and bragged how she fought the “good ol’ boys” in alaska, and how great her family is, and blah blah blah.

so what was the most exciting part of the night (aside from counting how many times rudy giuliani would reference 9/11 in his speech)? WHEN LITTLE PIPER PALIN LICKED HER HAND TO FIX BABY TRIG’S HAIR!

yeah, we think it’s gross too.