holy hooligans batman! it’s the joker!

29 07 2008

michigan police have arrested a man who tried to steal posters and other batman junk movie from a cinema lobby while dressed up as the joker. 20-year-old spencer taylor has been booked for investigation of larceny and malicious destruction of property. officers arrived to find employees restraining a man wearing a purple suit, a green wig and face paint in the style of batman’s nemesis in “The Dark Knight.”

SWEET.





kaine for VEEEEEEEEP?

29 07 2008

WHO WILL IT BEEE????? well, anyway, VA governor tim kaine told close associates that he had a “very serious” conversation with senator obama about joining the democratic ticket in the fall.

but we can’t forget the other VP hopefuls like…… Sen. Evan Bayh (Ind.), Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. (Del.), Eric Holder, Caroline Kennedy, Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, Sen. Christopher J. Dodd (Conn.) and former senator Sam Nunn (Ga.). Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel (Neb.) and Democratic Sen. Jack Reed (R.I.)

Let’s not FORGET Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.)! It’s a long shot honey.





like, i think, that was totally a threat.

29 07 2008

“the big powers are going down” says president mahmoud ahmadinejad of iran.

he blamed the US for CRAZY things like nuclear proliferation, AIDS, and other global ills. AND he claimed the US TOTALLY exploited the UN and other international organization so that they might profit from the world’s loss! UNheard of!

i’m moving to mars. ain’t no one’s ass in safe on this blue marble with threats like that.





oprah: her va-jay-jay must be huge!

29 07 2008

last tuesday, a british canandian woman gave birth to her 18th child. livia and alexandru ionce immigrated from romania in 1990 and their 17 OTHER children range in age from 20 months to 23 years. husband alexandru says “we never planned how many children to have. we just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that’s the reason we did not stop the life.” um, did alexandru ever think of his wife’s britney? i mean, 1, 2, MAYBE 3 kids and a woman can bounce back. but 18! owwwwwwwwwww.

at least there are a lot of hand me downs?