oh crap. country poor. again.

the casa blanca has projected a record $490 billion deficit for the 2009 budget year. shit. screwed again. i guess we should send back our economic stimulus checks? it’s amazing how baby bush was able to turn a $128 B SURPLUS into a $490 B deficit in less than eight years. amazing. just amazing. that’s a lot of shoes for those of you who care about things like that.

wait? you mean my eel drink is fake? not cool.

the japanese have done it again! they managed to make something that tastes like something else even though it really is not that? or is it? i’m confused. japan tobacco inc. plans to launch it’s new drink “unagi norobi” or “surging eel” later this month. yep yep yep. this drink is suppose to be made from eel, which many japanese believe helps boots stamina in hot weather. better drink one before jumping in the sack boys. the fizzy yellow drink contains extracts from the eel head and bones plus those important letters A, B1, B2, D and E, which are also found in fish. this drink just may add to the high demand for eel that is already present in japan. eel fraud cases are becoming high profile. so is it really eel in my drink???? hmm so should we try this, why not for $1.30? well if you can get over the fact that you are drinking eel for pleasure, then maybe you’ll enjoy the fact that it resembles “kaba-yaki” style flavors, which is broiled eel with a sweet sauce. the less adverterous of us will probably stick to unagi donburi the next time we have a craving for eel.

“urban” seagulls run amuck.

UK- “goose”, the falcon, is on the run and in hiding from the urban seagull gang that attacked him late saturday night. the suburban gangs have slowly been making their way into cities. watch out, before you know it, initiation kills will start taking place. falcons, squirrels, voles, hamsters, and earth worms will line the streets with carnage.

oops. my bad, i approved the design while in the bathroom at the airport.

uh dude. that’s larry craig.