presidency down the drain? oh snap!

some presidents have buildings named after them. the important ones have monuments. what will our dear friend little george get? how about a sewage treatment plant? that seems rather fitting. it’s official! the fine citizens of san francisco will have the chance to make dreams a reality on the november ballot. they say the plant will help serve as a commemorative symbol of wB’s presidency. so basically the last eight years were just a load of shit? the GOP boys seem to be offended by this kind gesture. they will try to “flush” the proposal! hahaha, that’s so funny. ok, cnn wrote that line. poooooooo.

why didn’t you just cut off her arm?

a florida woman is a hero for saving her daughter from the family pool’s drain of disaster. pint-size pip squeak, rose, age 4, who can speak engligh, spanish, and yi dianr putonghua, was taking a dip when she ALMOST DIED! rose’s dumb mom let her swim without her water wings so she started “drifting, she was drifting off, she was starting to close her eyes”. not fooled by the possibility that rose was just taking a nap, momma jump in to save her little frijole! poor rose’s arm was stuck in the pool drain, but momma keep pulling and pulling but her arm would just not come off! by the grace of god rose made it out and is happily recovering in the hospital. happy ending? well, she’s not dead. so i say yes!

for those of you who are more linguistically challenged than i:

yi dianr putonghau: a little mandarin

frijole: bean

like, totally scandalous.

who doesn’t love a good dc scandal? who doesn’t love tours? the post has created several self-guided tours that take you to some of dc’s most notoriously scan-tas-tic spots. head to the watergate to experience the beginning of the end for nixon! just don’t be disappointed when all you find is a bunch of old people, a crappy safeway and tons of pigeon poo. or, ask some gwu student why HOVA, which was once the notorious howard-johnson hotel, has all the windows drilled shut. suicide. not scandalous.

then make your way to the tidal basin. in 1976 rep. wilbur mills’ super scandalous secret girlfriend fanne fox aka the “argentine firecracker” drove her car into the basin while attempting to elude police. oooo scandalous! or, you can just ask some gwu student about the dude who drowned in the basin while tripping off of shrooms. not scandalous.

let’s get scandalous!

doogie does it again. act I

we were all horrified we saw sweet little dr. dooger howser in “harold and kumar’s white castle adventure”, but neil patrick harris; role as dr. horrible in “dr. horrible’s sing-along-blog” [act I,II & III] is as horrible as [dr.] horrible can be.

nyt better not be wrong

this is the worst inflation the all mighty powerful NO! we do not have trillions of dollars in debt united states of america has seen in 17 years. gas prices are average over $4 a gallon. which makes people realize they can walk for free. milk prices are off the chart. no, wait, is that because the chinese decided to start drinking milk? who knows what will happen next! i may no longer be able to afford my incredibly ugly yet oh so fashionable manolo blahniks! i will be forced to buy shoes from payless shoe stores! the world really is ending.

but there are claims that US inflation appears to be retreating!

yay for us!

we’ll just wait and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

kanye and barry are gonna’ get down with it!

this august, will denver turn into a political powerhouse packed place? or a start-studded soirée? looks like hollywood is taking over the rocky state. kayne west and wycelf jean are scheduled performers at this years convention. it’s also rumored that celebrities such as ben affleck, scarlette johansson, warren beatty and wife annette bening, forrest whitaker, maggie gyllenhall, and ed norton jr. are planning to swing by and say hi. now let’s not forget the AWESOME corporate sponsors that will be providing the fun: united airlines, google, coors brewing company, anheuser-busch, xcel energy and telecom giants motorola. you will definitely definitely definitely not miss AT&T since they plan to have denver plastered, i mean, be plastered all over denver. with all this excitement i sure hilary, robert, bill, howard, john, al, barbara, nancy, henry, and steny will all be overlooked. what happens when you mix hollywood with politics? holp-li-tics? rock on!

honey! i’m so glad you are back from the dead.

when UK resident john darwin disappeared in 2002 his wife, anne, must have been really sad. his tragic canoe accident left the hearts of brit’s weeping. poor anne, she was sad about collecting £250,000 from his pension and life insurance. she was so sad she moved to panama because she “didn’t know how she would cope” without him! too bad you suckers got caught. yeah, we really believed little john when he walked into a police station claiming to have had amnesia for 5 years. ok, ok, so yeah the darwins are dumb for trying to beat the system. insurance fraud on a car? that can be pulled off pretty easy. but faking your death? someone is bound to see you! well again, poor anne. it has just surfaced the little john and little little john were getting their kicks elsewhere. and again anne “didn’t know how she would cope” without him and she stands by her man. god lady! he’s not really back from the dead. this time around probably isn’t going to be any better. file this under stupid people.